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“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

No, just kidding. That’s not it. When I first started approaching girls (click here to read about it), I started to obsess over the perfect pickup line. Every guy and his sister gave me their unsolicited opinion on the matter, and not knowing any better, I tried everything. There are really too many lines out there to discuss them all, but aside from just complimenting the girl, most utilize one of the following angles…

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Killer Instinct

Sword unsheathing

当たって砕けろ
“Go collide and smash into pieces.”
-Japanese proverb

Recently, many of my friends have either gotten married, gotten engaged, or have indicated that their relationships are heading in that direction. While that’s all well and good (I would love to get married myself), many of them have already begun to turn soft. Why does this happen? Since when does being in a serious committed relationship give one permission to get fat, get lazy, and stop kicking ass? Since when is security and stability a reason to lose one’s killer instinct?

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A broken mirror

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
-Wayne Gretzky

I still remember it well…

Friday night. I’m in the middle of another move having just spent the last 5 hours assembling furniture, when Jake suggests a night on the town.

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A kiss amidst danger

First, draw lips on your hand and practice. Just kidding. This post isn’t about the actual mechanics of kissing, but rather how to successfully plant that first smooch on your sweetheart-to-be.

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Lower East Side, New York City

I’m on the dance floor at La Caverna, absorbed by the loud music and spinning lights.  I feel like a wooden puppet, animated by the energy streaming through me.  Halfway across the room, I spot a slender brunette with a doll face–just my type. I basically like 2 kinds of girls: ones who look adorable, and Katy Perry. Her eyes lock onto mine drawing my body toward her like a helpless lamb being led to slaughter. I grab her hand as our dance rhythms begin to meld. Her eyes are glued to mine like sticky taffy. I can’t help myself.  I go in for the kiss.

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Puzzle pieces that fit together

The #1 Mistake Men Make When Wooing Women

Or: The Frequent Flub Females Bring About While Fishing for Boyfriends

It is an all too common mistake.  Many of my friends have admitted to making it.  And I’ve been guilty of it on many an occassion.  Unfortunately, once made, it becomes a recipe for heartbreak.  So what is this heinous mistake?

Trying to change who you are for a particular woman.

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