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red speedometer

“You’re either first or you’re last.”
-Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights

When I first heard this, I laughed because of its silly black-or-white stance on life. Obviously life comprises at least 50 shades of grey. But is that really true?

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sexy silhouette

She’s hot. Smokin’ hot. She’s the most attractive girl you’ve ever been with and she knows it. She will use all manner of temptation, of provocation, of seduction to distract you from your purpose.

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moon and starry night

Astoria, New York

We stepped out of the fluorescent-lighted restaurant and onto the lamplit sidewalk. The temperature that night was mild. I grabbed her hand as I hurried her along to the Bohemian beer garden. She had never been, so I was eager to show her. We’d have to be quick, I thought, if we wanted to make it to the dessert café before closing time.

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wedding bands

This weekend I attended my friend’s wedding. It was a beautiful affair with roses, candles, and of course, a deejay. Surprisingly, I found myself paying close attention to details that I thought might enhance my own wedding someday. I say ‘surprising,’ because for most of my adult life, I was cynical of even the idea of marriage. Having been cheated on, having seen so-called perfect couples fall apart before my eyes, having read the sobering statistics on our country’s famously high divorce rate, I wasn’t exactly inspired to tie the knot back then.

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chat bubbles

If you’ve read my post “The Best Pickup Line Ever,” you might wonder about the follow-up to which I alluded. That is, what do you actually talk to girls about? If you can answer that question with confidence, then by all means, keep doing what you’re doing. I’m just a regular dude who has his own opinion on the matter.

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