Choose to Take the Journey

Pimping ain’t easy. You got to be always on the make, ready to catch. Your next broad might come from the coffee shop, the subway, or even the elevator–you never know.

When she comes, don’t think she going to be down on you just because you’re a pimp; you got to bring your Game. Start yammering from the get-go. When a chick turns to ice, it’s just because she don’t know where you from or what you about. Don’t hate. Just understand something: the longer you flow, the more chance for your conversation to click.

See, most players front, playing up the whole James Bond style. Or flashing the bling, dropping the who’s who, or jibber jabbering about their home in the Hamptons. I’m not saying don’t work on your master plan–no, get yourself some of that paper. But don’t get paper because you think a chick going to get out of pocket if you don’t. Do it for your overall sense of pimpification. A real pimp knows that the avenue to a broad’s heart ain’t through amenities; it’s through her ears–through your million dollar mouthpiece.

Better to talk too much than too little. Sometimes you think a certain conversation will go down, but it jumps off wrong and she starts tripping. Don’t give up, pimp. You got to improvise. Let her know you were just playing and change your flow.

Sometimes you think you got a chick dialed when her pimp comes in to peel her off. Handle the situation with conversation, not violence. Ain’t no sense in one pimp killing another pimp. I been pimping since I was 19 and I ain’t never back down, but I ain’t never got into no altercation either. Remind him not to hate the player, hate the game. Of course he got to go along with what you saying, or else he be admitting that he’s a hater in front of his chick, and not a real pimp.

One last thing. A lot of pimps when they first starting out are all worried about what broads be thinking. “Say what? Uh uh, no he didn’t!” But you got to be like the music in the club and just flow. Maybe some broads don’t like your style, but you got to just express yourself and any chick that’s down with that may be your baby mama one day, you dig?

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